The Evening News (Rockhampton), 8th June 1940

Today's school howlers appeared in The Evening News, a newspaper in Rockhampton, Queensland, which ceased publication in July, 1941.

Crooning is a special noise made by men in love.

The marsupial is an animal with a pouch in its stomach into which it retires when hard pressed.

What is the difference between "Aisle" and "Isle"? The same thing, only one is a more aristocratic pronunciation.

Gooseberries are grapes with hair on.